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sarahharasb:

theboychosenbythekeyblade:

you forgot the best one:

So he came prepared lol.

30 minutes ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 415,085 notes
stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

1 hour ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 22,452 notes
1 hour ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 127,937 notes
pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:


Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”
- Emilia Clarke


I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

pastelmorgue:

cottoncandy-dreams:

Ah Jason, he is a total legend. Yes, our first ever meeting in the lobby of a Belfast hotel did start by him rugby tackling me to the floor yelling “WIFEY!!”

- Emilia Clarke

I AM SO BEYOND FUCKING DONE

3 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 131,762 notes

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

stereofeathers:

FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK


YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD

 MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLE

NO GOD PLEASE DONT LET THIS BE THE POST THAT MAKES ME TUMBLR FAMOUS

4 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 122,024 notes
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#he did this BY HIMSELF #he turned his home into a synthesizing lab and discovered a brand new element ALONE #if you think tony stark isn’t the greatest you’re wrong

13 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 51,858 notes

benedoodle-cumberpoodle:

lotrlockedwhovian:

THIS IS ADORABLE.

Reblogging again because it’s way too fantastic not to.

14 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 215,283 notes

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

15 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 108,462 notes

bloomin-eck:

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

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oh yes

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her date did too

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That is actually kind of awesome. 

17 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 102,189 notes

Seal jumps on duck hunter’s boat and wants to cuddle X

18 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 138,890 notes

classymike44:

The Parent Trap Dance.

20 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 51,529 notes

elephantshru:

"I just love bowls so much" [x]

is that scott omg that is scott

21 hours ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 60,440 notes