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4 minutes ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 109,799 notes

lizclimo:

Sam and The Monster

4 minutes ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 33,633 notes

readtofilth:

thenorsebros:

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Chris Pratt is literally a huge dorkball that just so happened to get paid to get fit and I literally would adore him in any shape he takes.

5 minutes ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 75,030 notes

So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

rigdondemsley:

spectacledotter:

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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this guy is playing skyrim correctly

And that’s how you Skyrim.

5 minutes ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 97,725 notes
8 minutes ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 348,375 notes

wrywlf:

it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen

10 minutes ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 333,832 notes

phoenixwrong:

caramelbunnies:

smile-and-press-on:

abitofabadass:

for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”

you mean

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bless kim possible

and lets not forget the villain was COMPLETELY useless without his badass female “sidekick”

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12 minutes ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 265,843 notes

therealraewest:

Okay but imagine:

  • Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
  • Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
  • Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
  • Peter Parker losing said contest
  • Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool
12 minutes ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 62,904 notes

… Bitch
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13 minutes ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 3,357 notes
14 minutes ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 4,599 notes
thecutestofthecute:

"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"

thecutestofthecute:

"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"

15 minutes ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 58,852 notes
foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

15 minutes ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 156,890 notes

iamjohnegberttheheirofbreath:

Beck was a real friend

16 minutes ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 110,336 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

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16 minutes ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 1,644 notes

heartatwork:

lonelyy-depressed-girl:

if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

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17 minutes ago on August 23rd, 2014 | J | 267,287 notes